You have just four months to wait until a novel written by Nicole “Snooki†Polizzi arrives in bookstores, courtesy of the opportunity-seizing Simon & Schuster. The novel, currently titled A Shore Thing, will be in stores in January. It follows “a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore),†and presumably GTL-ing, smushing, grenades, getting punched in the face, etc. Needless to say, we know what the author photo should be. [PW]