“I said to a friend the other day, ‘Dude, I’m doing a show with dancers. I’ve got to be single.’ He was like, ‘Don’t sleep with anyone in your own show. That’s a mistake.’ It’s good advice. But I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.†—Daniel Radcliffe, star of Broadway’s How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying [Dazed & Confused via Toronto Sun]
“People in the Arclight lobby: you have to come up with a new way to describe Aaron Sorkin’s writing other than ‘rat-a-tat.’ Like: ‘Brah, Sorko wrote the shit out of that Facebook movie, yo.’†—Mindy Kaling [Mindy Kaling/Twitter]
“We’re comedians so whenever I go to a show, I’m always like, oh, man, what if there was no intermission? I’ve got to get out of here.†—Colin Quinn with Jerry Seinfield, making their Broadway debut with Colin Quinn Long Story Short [ArtsBeat/NYT]
“Yeah, I’ll watch it once in a while. I come from a family of gamblers, so I wouldn’t want to watch it too much, because I think the genes may get me. But I like it.†&mdashJohn Malkovich, star of Secreteriat, on watching horse racing [AV Club]
“We do not like the Situation. He cool-guy’d Steve-O at the VMAs.†&mdash Jason “Wee Man†Acuña, on The Situation ignoring Steve-O [MTV]
“There’s nothing less interesting than a nice guy. Sure, he might be great to marry and have kids with, but in terms of entertainment value, who gives a shit? I enjoy playing characters who are damaged and kind of, well, assholes.â€â€”Will Arnett [Page Six/NYP]