So says a new Hollywood Reporter Q&A with Jersey Shore overlord SallyAnn Salsano, the show’s co-creator, producer, and den mother. (SallyAnn: “If any one of them is like [cries a very Snooki-like “Waaa!â€] … I’m like, ‘Really? A year ago you were in your mother’s basement and I had to give you $4 for Gatorade and cigarettes.’â€) Also of note: As of now, there are no official approvals for the Snooki or Pauly D spinoffs; additionally, much like with later seasons of The Hills, there are no plans to address on the show that the cast is real-life famous now. Blah, blah, blah something about a “situation.†[HR]