On November 29, the first of a string of Madonna co-owned gyms will open in Mexico City, with the celebrity gym owner in attendance. There are ten more locations planned for the new Hard Candy Fitness, spread throughout Russia, Brazil, Argentina, Europe, and Asia, but no plans for an American location as of yet. The weirdest part of this? If we’re going around naming gyms after Madonna albums, wouldn’t Bedtime Stories Fitness have sounded more appealing? [AP]