Oof: Despite sharing a friendly meal recently, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds officially filed for divorce Thursday at a Los Angeles court. Both sides cite December 14 as their date of separation, and neither is seeking spousal support. This could all change, of course, if one of them runs through the snow to apologize to the other on Christmas Eve, and they fall instantly and irrevocably back in love. Wait for it. [People]