Reputable guidette Jenni Farley’s The Rules According to JWOWW, from William Morrow, is due in February, offering “secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death, and kicking the competition to the curb.†The tome is reportedly inspired by the 1995 self-help book The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right. Lessons include: “Rule No. 17, Bust his balls a little.†We’re not sure whatever happened to her joint effort with Ronnie, Don’t Fall in Love at the Jersey Shore, but certainly we could all learn a thing or two from JWOWW’s joie de vivre. [Page Six/NYP]