Last night on Conan, Sarah Silverman volunteered some useful advice to the women of America should they find themselves in need of  feminine deodorants, and Shakespeare originalist Stephen Colbert asked Tempest director Julie Taymor why she gave the role of Prospera to Helen Mirren and not a hairless boy. Over at Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler wondered why Oprah wouldn’t want to be a lesbian with the amazing Gayle King, and wrapping things up on The Late Show, Bill O’Reilly describes to David Letterman how his notorious appearance on The View would have been way better for him if the rest of those ladies would have walked off the set with Joy and Whoopi. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.