Well, this is some bullshit: PopEater is reporting that Snooki’s hilarious New Year’s Eve plans will not go down as planned. Anonymous (!) sources say: “The Snooki ball drop isn’t going to happen in Times Square … No way would they allow this to take place. MTV rents a position in the Square that night like every other media outlet. You can’t get access to the Square without an official credential. You have to play by the official rules or you get kicked out, which is exactly what has happened to MTV and Snooki.†New Year’s Eve is ruined! Sorry, world. Update: It’s going down in Jersey instead. New Year’s Eve is saved! [PopEater via Flavorwire]