On Monday night, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre posted a vanity card admonishing show star Charlie Sheen for his wild behavior. “If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed,†the card said. On Tuesday, Charlie Sheen fought back. “Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,†he told TMZ. Then he added, “I miss you, man.†He then sent a nice little passive-aggressive message to Lorre, who also created Mike & Molly and The Big Bang Theory: “Get off those other shows. Get back to the one that launched those.â€â€¨ Your move, Lorre. [HR]