The Farrelly brothers are still in the early stages of casting their long-planned The Three Stooges, but there’s one actress they’ve had loosely attached almost a decade: Cher. Peter Farrelly says the Burlesque star would play Mother Superior, a nun under siege by the Stooges; he first asked Cher to take part in 2003 after she shot a cameo in the brothers’ comedy Stuck on You. It appears that in the decades since the Stooges stopped making shorts, convents have really upped their cosmetic-surgery game. [24 Frames/LAT]