Charlie Sheen’s live variety show, “Charlie Sheen Live: My Violent Torpedo of Truth,” sold out both dates, in Detroit and Chicago, in a reported eighteen minutes, an apparent Ticketmaster record. Sheen now plans to add more dates to the tour, eying “20 to 30 more cities,” and to donate $1 from every ticket sold to the Red Cross to help victims struggling from the tsunami in Japan. Now there’s a guy with a good head on his shoulders. [TMZ, E!]