Now that Two and a Half Men has been replaced by the spectacle of one man wildly improvising on TMZ and Twitter, Charlie Sheen’s co-star Jon Cryer is looking for a new job. And while it probably doesn’t pay anything close to his former weekly salary of $550,000 an episode, at least he found some work temping for Ellen DeGeneres, as this sketch from her show today proves. Will it be even a few hours before Charlie Sheen retweets this video with a vaguely disparaging comment and a hashtag that’s either self-mocking or self-mythologizing (it’s so hard to tell the difference these days)? [Movieline]