Sink Your Teeth Into a Lil’ Ziz’

Aziz Ansari’s interview in Bon Appetit isn’t just funny; it’s also making the bowl of Kashi Heart To Heart I’m eating seem like a big bowl of assholes in comparison. Reading about all of Aziz’s sumptuous meals is making me go ape-tit. Oh Pizza Train, take this country, come take me home again!