Pauly D, Snooki, and J-WOWW already have them, and now the Situation is getting one, too. No, we’re not referring to home tanning booths or social diseases — we’re talking spinoff! Variety reports that perpetually topless Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino just signed a series-development deal with MTV, and will tape a pilot for his own show later this year. Can we suggest a series documenting his nascent stand-up career? [Variety]