Last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the eponymous host defended his old college friend Congressman Anthony Wiener whose alleged Twitter penis picture currently has him by the balls. “This cat had a lot more Anthony and a lot less Weiner,†recalled Stewart. Also, the latest memoir writer, Flava Flav, philosophized on time, “and yet your clocks never appear to be running,†noted Jimmy Kimmel; and “the gays†won on the Dancing with the Lately Stars, but that was before Jerry Springer shared his final thoughts. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.