Jerry Seinfeld’s near-unwatchable show for NBC The Marriage Ref, in which celebrities make fun of normals and tell them how to have good relationships, because celebrities are relationship experts based on the fact that they are famous and maybe good at acting, returns for season 2 on Sunday night. There are some pretty good guest refs coming in this season, including Ricky Gervais, Tracy Morgan and Joel McHale, but even if Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks rose from the dead to do this show, I’m not sure that’d be enough to get me to watch it. Wait a minute…is that Rachel Ray? Nevermind! I’m on board! Tell me how to live, Rachel!