Few Academy Award winners dare to take on the powerful canned cheese lobby, but while appearing on a British chat show this week, Gwyneth Paltrow proved herself the exception. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can,†the cookbookeuse told Jonathan Ross. She was somewhat less vociferous (and less discriminating) when it came to alcohol. “I drink constantly while I’m cooking,†she revealed. “Wine, either color.†That’s right: In addition to hating on Cheez Whiz, Gwyneth Paltrow is a rosé denier. Cold! [Mirror]