Unbelievably, someone did! EW reports that Ansari was in the middle of a surprise set at the Largo in Los Angeles when he began taking questions from the audience, at which point a woman asked, “Why don’t you have a red dot on your forehead?†The crowd gasped, and Ansari replied in kind, asking why she didn’t have an expletive beginning with the letter “c†on her forehead. Still, things eventually settled down enough for the comedian to answer another audience question of what he looks for in a lady: someone “funny and smart†who likes Breaking Bad. And puppies, we’re guessing. [EW]