As if weathering the End Times in 2012 as a three-year-old wasn’t hard enough, imaging having Brian Posehn as your father at the same time. “He won’t even be able to say Apocalypse,†Posehn gleefully tells Conan about his toddler son. “He’ll be like, ‘Daddy the Acopopypse is here,’ and I’ll be like, ‘That’s adorable.’ Woosh! Skeletons.†Other parenting tip Brian is doling out: tricking your child into knowing only the Weird Al versions of songs, and punching them until they slip into to a relaxing three-week nap.
