Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Snooki barfs at the mention of Mike “the Situation†Sorrentino, and explains the “romantic tension†between the two: “He took my friendship as a wrong way, you know,†she says in Snooki-speak, “He got a little too creepy.†Plus: Aziz Ansari gives some important life tips for would-be parents: “You can’t have a kid and then fuck a bowl of macaroni and cheese … That ship has sailed,†he says on Conan O’Brien’s 3,000th show; having a professional clown for a mom helped Jesse Eisenberg become an actor; and Joel McHale and the McHale clan carry a very well-endowed burden. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.