Magic Mike, you’ve already given us Channing Tatum, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Bomer, Joe Manganiello, and some girls. Who do you have for us today? According to Deadline, CSI: Miami’s Adam Rodriguez is the newest actor to join the Steven Soderbergh stripper epic (he also booked a small part in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises, like that’s an important film or something). He will play the strip club’s buttoned-up, paraplegic accountant. Ha-ha, we almost had you there, right? No, he will be playing a nude male stripper, duh. [Deadline]