Last night on Late Show With David Letterman, Aubrey Plaza recounts her hungry pre–Parks & Recreation days when she took a Craigslist gig for a mere $7 per hour and donned an elf costume for a photo op with Donald Trump. Plus: Awkward’s Ashley Rickards wants to reach “that one last frontier†and play a dumb blonde; Jay Mohr of Fuel TV’s Master Debaters lauds the powerful, career-launching pad that is Ray J’s penis; and Pan Am’s Christina Ricci, who admittedly has weird “finger toes,†apparently has terrible aim. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.