Bill Murray was appointed the Obama White House’s official First Comedian this weekend in a ceremony held inside my imagination. Outside my imagination, Murray just happened to be at a basketball game the Obamas were attending because Michelle’s brother is the head coach, and they were required by Celebrity Law to converse. Just trading stories about world domination, probably. Then Mick Jagger and Oprah strolled by and they all went out for beers. Sharing a couple drinks, a couple anecdotes about running the universe. It’s whatever.
