Russell Brand Will Play A ‘Sexy Hippie’ In The President Stole My Girlfriend

Russell Brand is going to star in and produce a comedy called The President Stole My Girlfriend. Whatever could it be about? Brand describes the plot thusly: “In this movie, the president steals the girlfriend of a sexy hippie—me, obviously.�

“Oh, so you think you’re really sexy?� asks Regina George, in our collective imaginations.

“Yes,� says Russell Brand.

“Fair enough.�