Conan O’Brien’s Daily Schedule, in Pictures

It has never been this easy to stalk Conan O’Brien. I’d imagine. Just a guess, not personal experience. But if I WERE trying to sneak into his dressing room to smell the armpits of his leather jacket - for example - I could use this handy behind-the-scenes slideshow to figure out when he’s out at meetings, and when it would be safe to slip into the dressing room and lick all the pieces of cut fruit on a platter. Or, other normal things. I have to go print these photos out and tape them to my wall with elaborate annotations and red yarn connecting them now bye.

Conan O’Brien’s Daily Schedule, in Pictures