Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Damon Wayans Jr. recalled the day Michael Jordan moved in next door to his family’s house: It was 7 a.m., and his dad pulled him from the bed onto the floor to army-crawl their way to a better outpost for spying on the star athlete. Plus: Keegan-Michael Key mimed undulations just as he did in graduate school; David Letterman proclaimed his heterosexuality before proceeding to praise Denzel Washington’s good looks; and Kelly Rowland asserted that Lil Wayne is not like the other Hollywood-type artists. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.