Ke$ha attends the Versace for H&M Fashion event at the H&M on the Hudson on November 8, 2011 in New York City.
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How does Ke$ha entertain herself? Unclear. But how does she say she entertains herself? Oh, you know, vicious sex and dancing dongs. “I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It’s like a hobby. I’m like a praying mantis,†she tells Glamour. “They fuck me, and then I eat them.†How very badass and totally authentic-sounding. It’s not all angry insect mating, though. “I’m … very amused by five-year-old humor,†she admits. “But who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis?†Who indeed! “Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house,†she says, just in case you thought being Ke$ha’s assistant sounded like a super-professional, by-the-book gig.