The problem is so much more serious than we thought. No bees making honey? That means no mischievous bears sticking their paws in honey pots, which means no salmon getting snapped up by bears, which means the salmon crowd out the tuna, which means no spicy tuna rolls. No people dying? That means people getting cavalier about their health, which means going outside with wet hair and no coat, which means running a fever and taking their temperature over and over with old-fashioned thermometers, which means people freak out about mercury poisoning, which means no spicy tuna rolls. Are you ready to have those consequences on your hands, America? Call your congressperson today.
