This clip of Nick Offerman telling the story of how he met Megan Mullally is probably cute and sweet, but honestly, I couldn’t even focus on it because I was so captivated by his lack of a moustache. That upper lip looks so naked! If you want more Offerman without a distracting visual, here’s a print interview in which he discusses his fans’ habit of sending him bacon at restaurants. “Those are my finest fans, the ones who have meat for me,†he proclaims. We will always have meat for you, Duke Silver. Metaphorical meat.
