We’ve missed you so much, Muppets parody trailers. We don’t even mind that this time, you’re only an ad for the March 20 DVD release of a movie we’ve all already seen. And we definitely don’t mind that you’re making us seriously consider what an all-Muppet Hunger Games would be like. I mean, Miss Piggy would be the clear sole survivor, but who would be her biggest competitor? Kermit is not cut out for violence; he’d be gone in a second unless he Peeta Mellark’d his way through on Miss Piggy’s coattails. Animal’s got the rage but not the cunning. My money’s on Gonzo for second place - that plunger shot looked like a bullseye.
