Patton Oswalt dropped by Conan last night to talk about how he’s been celebrating all his recent film success. Most of the time he is grateful and happy but still, every one in a while, when Toto’s “Africa†is playing and he is staring at Lean Cuisines, he is, let’s just say, less than enthused. Let’s also just say, if you live in the Los Angeles area don’t bring a gun or noose or car running in a non-ventilated garage to the supermarket. (I had to use the Suicide Method Wikipedia page for that last sentence. Take my advice, don’t go there, IT IS SAD.)
Don’t Worry, Patton Oswalt Still Contemplates Suicide at the Supermarket
