Last night on Conan, Mike Tyson recounted the time the “handsome Brad Pitt†completely deflated his mission for a morning session with ex-wife Robin Givens, and he couldn’t even get up to fight for her — “I was just emotionally comatose because I went from a hard stallion to a wet noodle.†(Hand gestures included.) Plus: Rachel Dratch recalled her date with a cannibalistically curious horsemeat eater; and Maya Rudolph and Jason Biggs had a really awkward hug. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.