Well, this might get real: Gossip blogger Perez Hilton (the man who got famous drawing cocaine dots under the noses of celebrities like Lindsay Lohan) will now be appearing alongside Lindsay Lohan on the May 15 episode of Glee. Perez, like Lindsay, will be a judge at Nationals; the lucky third member of their judging panel is Rex Lee, who Vulture hopes was armed with some mediation strategies and a helmet before filming began. Or maybe Perez and Lindsay will be so moved by New Direction’s magical mash-up that they’ll make peace on screen and then perform an emotional duet about how much they hate Gwyneth Paltrow. Anything (except subtlety) is possible!