The video for “Sixteen Saltines,†the second single off Jack White’s soon-to-be-released solo album, raises a number of important questions, the first of them being: Where are these children’s parents? The second is: Why is Jack White hanging out with a band of juvenile delinquents and Blue Man Group rejects? And the inquiries really snowball from there: Is Jack White the only survivor of some grown-up apocalypse? Did only the really bratty, blue-milkshake-spitting teenagers survive said apocalypse? In the future, will we only wear amazing windbreakers? Fingers crossed on that last one (if Vulture even survives the teenage uprising, which, who are we kidding). Blunderbuss is out April 24.
