The Weeknd
After hiding out in the darkest corners of the Internet (and also probably Canada) for the better part of 2011, the mysterious Abel Tesfaye, better known as the Weeknd, is finally going on tour. After his previously announced Coachella shows, he’ll hit both coasts (New York, Boston, San Fran, Portland, etc.), along with trips to Chicago and Barcelona’s Primavera festival for good measure. Will Drake make an appearance? Will Abel make any more Hamburglar jokes? Will it be kind of uncomfortable to listen to creepy Weeknd songs in a room full of strangers? So much to find out.