I’d be in 21st grade if the school grade system continued on through adulthood. That is 19 more grades than the 2nd grade boy who wrote this delightful story. I don’t know what’s better: having a character run away “just because he felt like it†or describing a bad guy as “uglier than a snake cut in half†or ending a story with an ice cream party. It was written with the help of the Story Pirates, which is an organization that teaches young kids to write stories – crazy, weird, ice creaming-ending stories.