Follow Friday: @MeganAmram

Everybody is a comedian on Twitter, but only a select few are worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual who consistently makes us laugh. You’re welcome.

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Odds are that you already are familiar with Megan Amram’s twitter account. From around June of 2010 through now Amram has amassed over 228,000 twitter followers just by being funny, which led to a gig writing on the Oscars and being the subject of interviews on Last Call with Carson Daly and this very website. But it isn’t very often that someone is hired to join the writing staff of one of the best comedies on television. To celebrate Amram’s next phase of her career — writing for Parks and Recreation, let’s get to know her a little better.

Megan Amram is a positive person.

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She’s curious about other cultures.

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Megan will make you think twice about using your cell phone.

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Amram is aware of her physical assets and weaknesses.

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Her father is dead.

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Megan has incredibly old glue.

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She is probably really great at Clue.

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Amram self-medicates.

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Megan grew up faster than most other people.

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She is the one who has most recently seen Haddaway.

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Megan may be a hoarder.

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Amram ruined every joke you ever heard about the fun loving rabbi, priest and minister that enjoyed an adult beverage every now and then.

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She is always looking to improve herself.

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Megan is an amateur mixologist.

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Megan knows how to make all children feel special.

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She imagines a better world for herself and others on Christmas Eve.

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Amram is one with nature.

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Megan is a history buff.

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Amram is kind of a drunk.

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But she’s working hard to get to the bottom of her issues.

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Roger Cormier wishes that he read the fine print on his cell phone contract.

Follow Friday: @MeganAmram