Superstars’ tour demands are nothing new — Nicki Minaj needs her three twelve-piece buckets of fried chicken (absolutely no thighs), and Jennifer Lopez has to have her 45-foot trailer — but Madonna’s MDNA tour backstage rider still seems special: In addition to traveling with a 200-person entourage and no less than 30 bodyguards, In Touch reports that Madonna requires twenty international phone lines in her dressing room — who is she calling? — and will only sleep in a hotel room decorated with her own furniture suite. That’s right, Madonna’s couch and armoire have traveled more than you have.