The weirdest part about this trailer for the indie documentary $ellebrity isn’t how invasive tabloid photography seems, or how morally bankrupt it is, or how disorienting it would be to read gossip about yourself on CNN, or even the idea that we can be lectured out of enjoying an Us Weekly at a nail salon now and then. Nope, the weirdest part about $ellebrity is seeing J. Lo and Marc Anthony together. Happier times!