Hey, Dustin Lance Black, what’s shakin’? Deadline reports that the Milk and J. Edgar scribe has been set to script disaster movie Earthquake for producer J.J. Abrams, and no, it’s not a remake of the Charlton Heston film, nor is it the other earthquake movie, San Andreas 3D, which recently hired screenwriter Carlton Cuse (who executive produced Lost with … J.J. Abrams). Got all that?