“What if we get there and it’s just filled with dead bodies?†asks Adam Scott of his New York profiler, Jada Yuan. Scott took Jada to his storage unit to find “one of [his] most prized possessions, a thank-you note from fucking Martin Scorsese.â€Â Instead they find lyrics for “Ice Ice Baby†and old chubby photos and a masturbating Santa. Apparently, even while looking at pictures of himself shooting a gun on the set of Torque, he remains the best. Read the whole thing here.