“Blooper: You go back in time and audition for the Blue Man Group.â€
“Pooper: You go back in time and murder Winnie the Pooh.â€
“Hooper: You go back in time to enter and win a hula-hooping contest.â€
“Stooper: You go back in time and sit on a stoop.â€
“Looper: You go back in time and go to the bathroom a lot in England. Oh, so that’s already the name of the movie? So you can’t do it again? But isn’t my idea better? Just you asking British people if you can go to the loo. I am Jason Sudeikis.â€