The Best, Worst, and Most Nipple-y of Spring 2013 Runways
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Fashion month has officially ended so we’re finally able to sit back and mull over all those crop tops, stripes, and skirts over pants that have come down the runways. From hide-and-seek nipples to Sesame Street shoes to mosquito-net chic, click ahead to see some of the best and worst looks from the spring 2013 shows.
Best Blind Date Headgear: Giles Great for deflecting an unwanted kiss.
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Best Hide-and-Seek Top: Alberta Ferretti The Where's Waldo of nipples.
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Best Outfit for Blue Man Group Hookups: Elie Saab Leave no evidence behind.
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Best Crustacean Placement: N°21 Pinch, pinch.
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Worst Tan Lines: Alexander Wang Best use of the Edward Scissorhands atelier, though.
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Best Tanlines, If You Are Dating Batman: Cushnie et Ochs Your boobs will look like the Batcall.
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Best Post-Plastic-Surgery Hat: Giles Please, no overhead light.
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Best Couch Potato Look: 3.1 Phillip Lim An easy-access zipper, pockets for stashing snacks, and there's even a chance you'd actually match the co...
Best Couch Potato Look: 3.1 Phillip Lim An easy-access zipper, pockets for stashing snacks, and there's even a chance you'd actually match the couch! Photo: Imaxtree
Best for Family Game Nights: Alexandre Herchcovitch Lie down, instant chess tournament.
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Best Use of Banana Peels: Balenciaga Bananaciaga, outfitter of Tarzan's dream girl. Barbed wire for threeways with Rambo.
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Worst Outfit for Meeting the Parents: Giambattista Valli Hello, BOOBS. Photo: Imaxtree
Worst Outfit for Running to Catch the Bus: Haider Ackermann One false move and BOOBS. Photo: Imaxtree
Most Little Mermaid–ish: Alberta Ferretti Wet hair and a seaweed top, Ariel's go-to cocktail party look.
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Most Lisa Frank–Approved: Felder Felder Hot pink, rainbow leopard, gotta be a dolphin somewhere.
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Most to-the-Point: Chloé "Action's down here."
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Most Ready to Turn Back Time: Balmain M.C. Hammer meets the Terminator. Photo: Imaxtree
Most Likely to be Sold at a Greek Deli: C'N'C Costume National You are the rice to my grape leaf.
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Most Prepared for the
Little House on the Prairie Remake: Bottega Veneta Almanzo Wilder would go nuts. Photo: Imaxtree
Worst Shoes to Wear on
Sesame Street: Céline How many Cookie Monsters need to die before this slaughter ends?
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Best for Identifying Psychopaths: Diane Von Furstenberg Rorschach eveningwear.
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Best Attention-Seeking Birthday Crown: Comme des Garçons Hey, you've got some icing on your face.
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Best Posture: Lanvin If only they'd had designer body braces when you had scoliosis.
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Most Confused: Costume National Is one-leg the new one-shoulder?
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Worst Suit for a Job Interview: Christian Dior File under: Wears the pants, doesn't.
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Worst to Wear to the Airport: N°21 Alternately: Best to wear on your date with Magneto.
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Most Convincing Human Doily: Valentino Your grandmother will use it to hide the spare roll of toilet paper.
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Most Ready to Get Undressed: Custo Barcelona More zipper than garment.
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Most Territorial Belt: Dsquared2 Assuming you are dating someone named Dan who has a thing for flowery nipples.
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Most Expensive Mosquito Netting: Alexander McQueen. For when your flowery nipples attract insects.
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