Beloved fictional character Joe Biden, made famous via a series of sleazebag news stories on The Onion, will be live-tweeting the Vice Presidential Debate tonight via The Onion’s Twitter account, @OnionPolitics. The action begins at 8pm EDT/7pm CDT, right along with the start of the real Joe Biden’s one-on-one with GOP contender Paul Ryan. The debate will presumably conclude with The Onion’s Joe Biden plowing his Trans Am into the debate hall and running onstage shirtless to take down Ryan and the real Biden with his martial arts skills and seduce moderator Martha Raddatz.
