Follow Friday: @EliTerry

Everybody fancies themselves as some sort of wizard that can conjure up laughter by a few strokes of a keyboard, but only a few tweeters are truly worthy enough to have all of their witticisms transmitted to you, the ever busy comedy fan trying to navigate through an increasingly congested internet. Every Friday we’ll make your life a little bit easier by introducing you to an individual that you might not know about who consistently makes us laugh and momentarily forget that other days of the week exist.

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Eli Terry (@EliTerry) is a UCB writer that probably suffers from halitosis.

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His wife wont let him sleep in the same bed as a result.

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When they get into a fight, Eli disappears.

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He is also hard to find after he embarrasses himself.

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There is the possibility that he is avoiding pet eagles.

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Terry prefers the company of frogs.

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He sports some ink.

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According to Eli, babies might think Skrillex is mocking them.

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Terry knows the rules to Cryball.

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It is unknown if there was ever a Parent Trap inspired game of Cryball.

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Eli is not an erotic fiction writer.

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But he can do almost anything else.

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Don’t mess with him.

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Because he is your boss.

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Terry is an ass man.

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Who ruined The Godfather.

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But he’s still cool.

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Eli died.

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He is rubber.

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But don’t call him rubber.

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