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Archer’s fourth season concluded last night with the ISIS gang trying to save the world from a mad man in the Bermuda Triangle. Just another day on the job. Thwarting apocalypse in exotic locales has become the specialty of Sterling Archer and his band of inept secret agents. In an effort to find out everywhere they’ve been and exactly who went, we went back through 48 episodes and assembled this list:
Berlin
- “Job Offer†(Season 1, Episode 9), when we see a flashback of Archer failing to help Barry, leading to two steel rods and sixteen titanium screws having to be placed in Barry’s leg.
Bermuda Triangle
- “Sea Tunt, Parts I and II†(Season 4, Episodes 12 and 13), when Archer, Cyril, Lana, Malory, Pam, Ray, and Cheryl go off in search of a misplaced nuclear warhead.
Colombia
- “El Contador†(Season 3, Episode 5), when Archer, Lana, and Cyril are sent to the jungle to retrieve a drug lord.
Coxsackie, New York
- “Midnight Ron†(Season 4, Episode 4), when Archer and Ron end up in the barn of a crazy, cross-dressing trucker.
French Polynesia
- “Heart of Archness, Part 1†(Season 3, Episode 1), when Archer escapes there following the death of his wife.
Gstaad, Switzerland
- “Swiss Miss†(Season 2, Episode 1), when Ray, Malory, Lana, and Pam join Archer as he is tasked to protect a very flirty 16-year old.
Las Vegas
- “Stage Two†(Season 2, Episode 8), when Archer heads there for a vacation before cancer surgery.
Louisiana
- “Pipeline Fever†(Season 2, Episode 4), when Lana and Archer go to the bayou to protect an oil pipeline.
Miami Beach
- “Diversity Hire†(Season 1, Episode 3), when Archer and new field agent Conway Stern are sent to Florida.
- “Honeypot†(Season 1, Episode 5), when Archer is sent to South Beach to seduce a male Cuban agent.
Monaco
- “Jeu Monégasque†(Season 2, Episode 11), when Archer, Lana, Malory, and Ray travel to the Monte Carlo Grand Prix in search of a wayward sex tape.
Montreal
- “Midnight Ron†(Season 4, Episode 4), when Ron picks up a broke Archer after everyone at ISIS refuses to lend Archer money to get back to the U.S.
Moscow
- “White Nights†(Season 2, Episode 12), when Archer heads to Russia in search of his potential father.
New York
- So many episodes, because duh, ISIS is located there.
Pangu Island
- “Heart of Archness, Parts I and II†(Season 3, Episodes 2 and 3), when Archer, Ray, and Lana end up on this fake Pacific island following an incident with pirates.
Paris
- “Job Offer†(Season 1, Episode 9), when Lana and Archer head to the French capital in search of a target named Kasparov.
Rome/Vatican City
- “The Papal Chase†(Season 4, Episode 11), when Archer, Lana, Woodhouse, and Pam head to Italy to prevent the pope from being assassinated.
Saint-Tropez
- “Skorpio†(Season 1, Episode 6), when Lana, Malory, and Archer head to France to stop a Bond-villain-esque arms dealer.
San Marino
- “The Rock†(Season 1, Episode 8), when Archer and Lana head to the tiny republic to steal a giant diamond.
Schenectady
- “Midnight Ron†(Season 4, Episode 4), Archer and Ron stop here on their Canada–New York road trip.
Tangier, Morocco
- “Un Chien Tangerine†(Season 4, Episode 10), when Archer and Lana try to get an agent out of Morocco.
Texas
- “Coyote Lovely†(Season 4, Episode 8), when Archer, Lana, and Cyril head to the border to try to stop a Mexican coyote.
Turkmenistan
- “Once Bitten†(Season 4, Episode 6), when Archer gets bitten by a snake in a very private place while on assignment with Ray and Cyril.
Vermont
- “The Wind Cries Mary†(Season 4, Episode 2), when Cyril and Lana head to the woods to rescue Archer after he is kidnapped by his former best friend.
West Virginia
- “Bloody Ferlin†(Season 3, Episode 9), when Archer, Lana, Cyril, Cheryl, and Ray head to Ray’s southern hometown.