Delivery Man asks the question: Would you rather learn that Vince Vaughn is your dad or Chris Pratt is your lawyer? Okay, not exactly, but it should. Instead, in this remake of the French-Canadian Starbuck, Vaughn plays a Vince Vaughn type who donated some sperm in the early nineties, only to learn in the present day that he is the father of 533 children. This is just a teaser, so we don’t get to see how the movie shows 533 separate kids, but ideally they used CGI to make hundreds of babies with five o’clock shadows who sarcastically quip between pacifier sucks.Â