Everyone’s super excited for Lars Von Trier‘s Nymphomaniac because famous people will be having sex, using digitally imposed genitals — sexy, sexy digitally imposed genitals. The film stars Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Uma Thurman, Willem Dafoe, Stellan Skarsgård, Christian Slater, and Connie Nielsen; however, the first clip features none of those folks. Instead, it’s a scene from the film’s first of eight chapters, in which Stacy Martin plays Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg’s character) as a youngin’ learning how to seduce men on the train. The film doesn’t have a Stateside release date yet, but it’s premiering in Denmark on Christmas Day, because Europe is a very different place.