Katy Perry follows a cruel and thoughtless (but kinda handsome, in a non-Mayer way) man to the desert; he immediately gets tackled by a tiger and leaves her to fend for herself. What does Katy Perry do? Does Katy Perry lie down in the jungle pond and weep? Or does she … yes, sorry, she roars. Literally, at another tiger, who then bows in submission and agrees to wear a “Kitty Purry†collar. She also brushes a crocodile’s teeth and takes selfies with a monkey. Fearless jungle living with Katy Perry! It’s charming, just like she is.
