Lady Gaga was appropriately loopy last night for her Watch What Happens Live debut alongside host Andy Cohen. But sober! Or, “mostly sober,†she said, gesturing to her cocktail. She told stories of wandering naked in the woods for Marina Abramovic, how she really has nothing against Christina Aguilera (despite what the media says), and, most important: what her Housewives tagline would be. It’s pretty good. Get her a show!